What does one hour get you?

Ok, so That Guy got me thinking, and I think I felt that he may have presented me with a challenge. The question is, can This Guy do all 10 of his suggestions? When I ask myself a question, I also usually answer it (not necessarily out loud, but sometimes). I've decided that not only can I attempt all 10 of these suggestions, but I can actually do them all while watching tv. Naturally we'll take a look at them one by one.

1. Who's to say this isn't already happening? The real question is, volume up or down?


2. Probably a good idea and as to not be a complete alcoholic-- maybe Mrs. This Guy will join me (which would obviously lead to more #1).


3. As long as it's not busy at the alley I assume the lane next to me will have a tv. (I'm only averaging 125, maybe I should practice more)


4. I suppose I could look it up on ebay.


5. After further thought, this probably isn't going to happen


6. Jimmie (yes, that's how he spells it) seemed pretty busy, but he's only a phonecall away.


7. The cat loves TV (she also enjoys going behind the TV, what's up with that?)


8. Constantly on my mind (NOTE TO THAT GUY: getting readers would help)


9. Okay with 100 hours of DVR time minus Planet Earth, various movies that include but are not limited to-- Wedding Crashers, The Holiday, and Click--, the week and a half of Mrs. This Guy's soaps, I'm dealing with about 47 hours of space left, so I could throw in a little of THIS and THAT


10. First, see #1, then realize that begging asking too often takes all the joy out of being rejected over and over again.

The ultimate challenge-- in one hour do all 10. Now, that would be one hell of an hour. I'd be impressed even if 2-9 were skipped.