So that's why...

I was blindsided in the conference room. I was clearly intimidating to them. I briefly saw a finger, of which I thought only the beginning of a wave. Then the next thing I knew our secretary, all of her 5 ft 4 in. frame weighing less than 115, knocked me on my ass. When I got up I was engaged by someone and then our IT guy took out my legs (clearly a crack back) but I saw no flags.

Okay, this didn't actually happen, but it could have. It would make Terry Tate look like a joke. I'm too lazy to make a link, so you'll have to look that one up on YOUTUBE if you can't remember, yet another humorous superbowl commercial. Yes, that should be capitalized in some way, but that's only if you truly care about the NFL. I simply don't. Sure, it's fun to talk about at work on Tuesday and Wednesday, and soon Friday (they play too many days of the week).

Anyway, I don't really have much to say. However, I'm going to waste your time anyway. Afterall, you've already read this much. You'll notice that we haven't had any news updates in awhile. That's because our good friend, Paul Harvey, has been off. I'm going to assume that he's not ill (although is pretty old) and just taking time off for the Holiday. It's not that I don't like Gil Gross (his fill-in), he's just not Paul Harvey. Not sure why we haven't had any other segments, we must need a new producer. Any takers? Ok, I'll let you go now. Have a happy Thanksgiving, and more importantly an enjoyable Black Friday. I'll be sleeping. Good day.